May 6 - It has to be someone's job to check if the sign is broken.
May 21 - High def TV is cool until you see the monkey's bare butt...
May 22 - Bob will do anything for the cute hostess. . .
August 15 - I learned that women have better hygiene just by...
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
September 15 - I love living in LA.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
June 6 - Look, I know a lot of you like American Idol, but that...
August 12 - A song about taking a pill that would teach you to play...
June 8 - Enamoured with current technology
June 8 - My mom and dad got divorced recently, but my consolation...