September 17 - A lot of people feel sorry for fat people, but they can...
August 22 - Running for office with pride and style.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.
August 17 - David has a unique economic theory.
May 5 - Who are these idiots that think botox will make you more...
May 7 - I have a cheaper alternative to diamonds for your...
August 17 - Some pretty unfair fights go down in the UFC.
September 3 - When it comes to naming a perfume, Britney Spears gets...
March 8 - Why go to a rodeo when you can make love to a fat guy?
May 8 - Being that I'm black, my last name probably has nothing...
June 12 - Discusses his time in the military as a medic
May 6 - It has to be someone's job to check if the sign is broken.