December 22 - I performed for the troops in Iraq
May 21 - High def TV is cool until you see the monkey's bare butt...
May 22 - Bob will do anything for the cute hostess. . .
August 13 - Kids these days don't realize that in the 80s you had to...
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
June 8 - Enamoured with current technology
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
June 8 - My mom and dad got divorced recently, but my consolation...
September 17 - A lot of people feel sorry for fat people, but they can...
August 12 - A song about taking a pill that would teach you to play...
August 6 - This gang bangin stuff is real, I'm from Atlanta, I'm...
June 15 - Talks about his job as a cashier at a grocery store