December 22 - I performed for the troops in Iraq
December 20 - Expensive jeans had better have some darn special features!
August 31 - Durrty Dav's boss has some complaints about Dav's work.
July 26 - It does suck having a lazy eye.
September 3 - When it comes to naming a perfume, Britney Spears gets...
February 17 - Beatboxing can be a life-saving skill.
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!
September 17 - A lot of people feel sorry for fat people, but they can...
December 26 - There was a dude in the restroom offering assistance!
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.