December 22 - I performed for the troops in Iraq
December 20 - Expensive jeans had better have some darn special features!
August 31 - Durrty Dav's boss has some complaints about Dav's work.
August 13 - Kids these days don't realize that in the 80s you had to...
July 26 - It does suck having a lazy eye.
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
June 15 - Talks about his job as a cashier at a grocery store
November 17 - Black and white people are the only attractive races in...
June 17 - I ran into this girl who was really gangster and ghetto.
February 17 - Beatboxing can be a life-saving skill.
May 17 - Once my girlfriend and I made a sex tape. That was a...
September 3 - When it comes to naming a perfume, Britney Spears gets...